oral masochism

The best thing about having balls is the ability to tell a client to suck ‘em.



And my guess is, schlurpin’ on dees nuts de jour would be like Igor the Hut hurling a flail at your gums.




So, if you were to say something to the effect of, “Listen you fucking pink Izod shirt, we’re going with the spot as is, or you can suck on this pair of porcupines,” I'll think twice about sending Igor after YOUR career destroying, lumpy ass.