balls! it's what's for dinner.

Take a trip to a Bozu in Williamsburg and have them serve you a sack of courage otherwise known as fried octopus balls.



Maybe you want to fuse them to your skin with a blow torch. Maybe you want to print out this photo and tape it to your crotch. Maybe you want to eat them, in hopes they'll be like seeds that sprout a whole new leaf in the way you handle clients. There are octopuses out their sacrificing their lives for you, AE! Get off Facebook and get to ballin'!